official-2014:

I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute guy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn boy that’s the way to do it

the-timelord-at-hogwarts:

the-cosmic-five-year-old:

lumos5001:

so my boyfriend asked me today, “you know what the best thing about being a Hufflepuff is?” i shrugged and he replied, “i found you.” 

that’s so adorable I’m gonna die

I guess you can say that…
he’s a keeper

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

(Source: themisquartet)

thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze)

jaclcfrost:

do you know how difficult it is to feel secure in your looks and personality and overall self when absolutely no one has ever shown any interest in you whatsoever like yeah you shouldn’t base all of your self-confidence on other people but still there’s like always that irritating little voice inside of you that tells you that you’ve never been worth a second glance or getting to know for anyone and you can try to ignore it all you want but it’s still there

starsmahogany:

cinnasghost:

cameoamalthea:

221cbakerstreet:

they’re so CUTE

If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?

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Even the “pulling the dress up” part is accurate

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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greetings:

people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need